Taser Fired, The Mutant Wars Begin

Feb 23 2008

Taser Fired, The Mutant Wars Begin

Posted by Ryan at 9:02 pm.

Don’t Tase Me, Bub.

Orange County, Florida sheriff’s deputies tased a man after he came at them with a fire extinguisher and knives TAPED TO HIS HAND. Kevin Fraser, a specimen of the next stage of human evolution, was tased after cops showed up to a Florida residence when Fraser threatened to shoot a woman. After being unable to comply with orders to drop the knives, Fraser was tased and arrested.

Wolverine

Ron Paul has the pro-mutant vote clinched.

Well, I don’t think we need to say anymore. The mutant wars have officially begun–and luckily on an election year. It’s hard to say how long before mutant-rights becomes a hot-button issue, but I’m sure candidates who have already consulted with mutants-rights activists will finally see their hard work pay off.

And I’m sure things will really heat up if Florida’s wheelchair-dumping deputies inevitably get around to Professor-X, turning him into the the mutant martyr the mutant-rights community has been waiting for. I can’t even begin to fathom how many hate-crimes will be violated when that handicapped-mutant-bald-asshole gets dumped.