Feb 16 2008
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Holy Crip, He’s a Crapple.

Posted by Ryan at 8:05 pm.

I’ve seen a lot of spinals…and this guy’s a fake.  This guy fucking walks.  I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life.

This time Tampa cops didn’t need to tase their latest suspect to paralyze him–he already was.

Sterner WheelchairServed and protected.In of the dumbest moves I’ve ever seen by police, a Hillsborough County, Florida deputy DUMPED A PARALYZED MAN OUT OF HIS WHEELCHAIR to determine if he was, in fact, disabled.
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Feb 11 2008

Taser No Match for Grandma

Posted by Ryan at 2:40 pm.

Don’t Tase Me, Sonny!

It looks like the taser has become the weapon of choice for taking down the elderly in Speake, Alabama. Only this time, one grandma was armed with another wacky electrical-device–a phone.

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Feb 10 2008

Feel like getting shot? This Jacket is for you.

Posted by Ryan at 10:31 pm.

Just Shoot Me

Here’s an idea that can’t miss. Next time you plan on running your mouth at a political speech, exercising your constitutionally-protected speech, or being a minority, make sure you grab your nifty “energy weapon protection device”.

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Feb 9 2008

Nothing Says “I Love You” Like “Don’t Get Raped”

Posted by Ryan at 8:36 pm.

Love Her? Protect Her.What no yellow for friendship?

Translation: Love her? let her protect herself.

In a genius move by TASER International, the female-friendly Taser C2 will be available to consumers just in time for Valentines Day. But these tasers aren’t being marketing to women, however. They’re being pushed to men as gifts for their special little victims-to-be. Why not let your girlfriend know how beautiful she is by telling her she’ll surly be the top choice of predators lurking in dark alleys, sidewalks, and parking garages everywhere. And if they don’t make a move, stun ‘em anyway for being so blind to her tempting radiance.

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Feb 8 2008

Don’t Praise Me, Bro: A Manifesto

Posted by Ryan at 4:23 am.

Bro gets Tased, T-shirt remains blank.

In that moment, September 17, 2007, Andrew William Meyer, a lone soldier in the fight to uncover the truth behind the corrupt 2004 electoral process, challenged a force so glistening with power and dripping with intimidation, that even the most-svelte of Yale’s rowing captains have dropped to their knees in submission. Read More

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