Posts Tagged ‘Valentine’s Day’

Feb 21 2008

Valentine’s S&M Party Goes Terribly Right

Posted by Ryan at 3:25 am.

Valentine’s Day Party

Two people were stunned with Tasers at a Valentine’s Day party at Hyde Park, Vermont last week when more than 50 partygoers brought on two noise complaints from less festive, and assumedly more homely neighbors. When six or seven officers responded the second time around, an altercation broke out in which one deputy was knocked to the floor. That’s when the officers broke out the toys.
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Feb 9 2008

Nothing Says “I Love You” Like “Don’t Get Raped”

Posted by Ryan at 8:36 pm.

Love Her? Protect Her.What no yellow for friendship?

Translation: Love her? let her protect herself.

In a genius move by TASER International, the female-friendly Taser C2 will be available to consumers just in time for Valentines Day. But these tasers aren’t being marketing to women, however. They’re being pushed to men as gifts for their special little victims-to-be. Why not let your girlfriend know how beautiful she is by telling her she’ll surly be the top choice of predators lurking in dark alleys, sidewalks, and parking garages everywhere. And if they don’t make a move, stun ‘em anyway for being so blind to her tempting radiance.

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